Milli Alli 🔥

Nordas looking fairly hopeless against L2 opposition

COYH

Good job we have Alli because at the moment we look no better than Southend

Pavarotti trained to be a goalkeeper before singing opera.

I’d be concerned if we don’t beat the wombles

Samson Tovide vs Swindon Town, (3/12/24) Among the lingering rumours of him potentially making a step up, I've decided to take a look at, and showcase his qualities, and when better than when he thrives, in what is his best half so far. Like and Retweets appreciated👊 #ColU

1 goal and 4 assists for Doughty in 26 games last season. If we can find someone with more flair for that LWB role then happy days.

Another freebie 😆

See Walter’s still hasn’t learnt how to control a football.

Awful from Luton so far. Alli not in it. Walters shocking. Walsh and Clark doing nothing. Wake up

Midfield doesn’t work with Saville and Walsh deep. I’d play Saville deep with Clark and Baptiste in forward positions.

No-one passing and moving, just players strolling around. Where’s the triangles?

Reuell Walters is one of the worst players I’ve seen. Does nothing well.

Hunted Australia s3 on Channel 4 Ben Owen 🙌🏻

Nordas looked Sunday league vs Southend (except for his goal) and my mind hasn’t changed since. So slow and offers very little up top. Seems technically very poor, just like Tom Holmes. Can’t believe these two were both scouted as good signings.

Twitter making Al-Hamadi sound like Ronaldo. 2 in 15 for Stoke last season and 4 in 26 for Ipswich. One good season. If it happens, fair enough, but I don’t get the mass excitement.

McGuinness has had about 3 good games for Luton. He’s absolutely useless, another complete waste of money.

Back five against a team playing one up front. Going to be a long night

Another unconvincing half of football from Luton. Lonwijk looks so shaky and don’t rate McGuinness at all, so slow. Alli doing nothing once again. Nothing sticking up front. Wigan very unlucky not to have a couple.