Can't wait until the 10th and final installment "Fast and Finally Happy". #FastAndFurious

So, these exist. And from now on, I'm going to assume that every cab I get into is just an unmarked version.

Trying to rewatch #angel season 4. I remember thinking it was cool on paper and terrible in execution. Let's see what happens this time.

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Ugh, the first run after conference is the worst. #mybodysatemple #forbachhus

Life pro tip: any time you can use a kanye west song to prove a point, YOU FUCKING DO IT #ROBOCOP #808SANDHEARTBREAK

The 3 most recent Fast & Furious films are better than the 3 most recent Star Wars films. Chew on that.

The girl at McDonald's gave me my food... and then gave me a blown up plastic glove. I was almost worried I lost my weird person magnet mojo

Its like for the new Star Trek, JJ Abrams was given a checklist of references to make that he hurried through. Then added lens flares to.

Having BBQ on memorial day lets you know you're an American. Or someone who enjoys meat on a Monday.

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I can't tell if the new girl on the office across the alley from me is cute or not because of their blinds. #firstworldwindowofficeproblems

The fact that there hasn't been a horror movie made about Safeway bathrooms seems like a wasted opportunity.

I am still annoyed that this wasn't an easy guess for you, Mr. roonedog.

Cardinal sin of #weirdal shows: singing along with the original lyrics. Especially when its Taylor Swift...

Just noticed the inside of the hotel envelope from my trip to #saudiarabia. Pretty glad I didn't skip on the bill.

"#showerbeer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin, after a really long run like I just did.

Best part of traveling to Saudi Arabia? The #emailmarketing from awkward white guys after.

Thanks for the invite, but an "atheist-themed" stand-up show sounds just as unbearable as a "Christian-themed" stand-up show.

He's a what? He's a WHAT!? HE'S A NEWSPAPERMAN! #fyffest