Sen. Rosen: "This is a Republican shutdown...You are in control of the White House, the House, and the Senate. If you went home to a food bank instead of going to Mar-A-Lago...while people are starving, you might see and hear your constituents. You are blind to the suffering."

Conservatives remain perpetually confused by the concept of population density.

Donald Trump doesn’t give a fuck about you.

Iowa’s Kinnick Stadium in November is where championship dreams go to die. Remember Penn State in 2008? Michigan in 2016? Ohio State in 2017? Only once has Kirk Ferentz lost to a top-10 team at Kinnick in November. Here’s what makes it so tough. ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/67846…

He's doing pretty well considering his economy is crashing, his approval is tanking, his wars are raging, his wife hates him, his ankles are cankles, his diapers are full, his brain is empty, his government is closed, his congress is paralyzed, and his candidates all LOST.

🚨US Supreme Court declines to reconsider same-sex marriage, denying Kim Davis's appeal 🏳️‍🌈 Can this hag just LEAVE gay folk alone!

#ClarenceThomas is probably more pissed than #KimDavis

Gavin Newsom, trolling Jeffrey Epstein's best friend, wingman, and fellow pedophile, "Dirty Donald." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

Lock him up, buttercup In awhile, pedophile See you later, Russian traitor Not too soon, you Nazi goon

.U.S. Senator John Fetterman When you went to the hospital today you used your A+ Congressional MEDICAL INSURANCE to pay for it. Less than a week after YOUR VOTE will be directly responsible for 24+ MILLION AMERICANS health insurance SKYROCKETING or being lost entirely. It's disgusting.

Will #iowafootball ever again beat a ranked team? Maybe if they didn't have a #ChuckGrassley of a coach who has been around for decades and hasn't won jack sh*t.

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“Quiet, piggy.”

When pigs fly.

Oh yes, Ferentz is wonderful. Hasn't beat a ranked team in 5 years. He had two shared conference titles 20 freaking years ago. Right now sitting at 6 - 4 and could possibly go 6 - 7 if we lose in another toilet bowl game.

How good this senior class has been? They might go 6 - 7 if they play in a crap bowl. Why do you rejoice in such mediocrity?

The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution. In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:

Jimmy Kimmel to Trump tonight: "I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like butch Cassidy and the suntan kid. [ Laughter ] And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"

#Iowa #Ferentz you suck. Looks like a 6-7 year if you lose in a crap bowl. #Hawkeyes