“In conclusion, your letter is not well taken”

The older I get, the more sympathy I have for my mother. Like what were you doing with three (3) kids at this age?? I’m just trying to keep myself alive and am only 60% successful at the best

Yes, I am crazy but somewhere an Irish man is saying “hold my beer” because he likes it

Some of you have interesting opinions (derogatory). Describing squinty eyes as “chinky” is racist lol ok like we don’t need to have a discourse about it

#lawtwitter looking for a Texas family law attorney that can review a post-nuptial agreement

Motion to Dismiss on Biblical Grounds in light of recent discoveries

CEO this, HR that—but has anyone checked on Astronomer’s legal?

I need Alex Cooper to interview the Head of HR next

Sensational day on the internet. Should have taken the day off

I’m so glad Love Island wrapped up before the Astronomer affair. I only have enough time to be invested in one (1) mess

And in Boston, Massachusetts of all places

You know when you expedite something for a client (stressfully) because they asked just for them to lollygag with the signature 🙂‍↔️

Biglaw recruiting

Me starting off my wedding vows like :

I love responding with “thanks for the business advice!” when someone gives me unsolicited business advice. I’m not sure why it makes them mad. Sorry for being polite?

Attorneys that prefer to miscommunicate over 383774737373738374747362748 emails instead of talking on the phone for 5-10 mins 🫠