omw to get the worm early asf

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

The back porch solo drunk cig hits like a 2016 summer

when I was in 7th grade if you could make a left handed layup you were elite

Tomorrow is 3/16. Don’t forget to leave out a six pack and a can of whoop ass for Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight.

A New 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' trailer has been revealed by Robert Downey Jr. & Chris Evans at the #Oscars.

MLB OPENING DAY IS ONE WEEK FROM TODAY

My 2026 Seattle Mariners predictions: - They will play baseball - I will have fun - Beer

CHUCK NORRIS NOOOOOOOOOO

Taking a pretty girl to baseball games all summer is good for your soul

As my goat once said:

I get to see Uncle Zach today

get ready everyone: in just 4 days, we’re going to let grown men who hit a ball with a bat affect our mood all summer

the nationwide TSA security line panic is very clearly just a scheme by big airport to get people to arrive early and consume more airport beers

IT’S GAMEDAY.

Happy #OpeningDay

Goddamn I love baseball and women that love baseball. Beer too.

shooting a 113 in these would go so hard

Dudes will have the worst day of their lives and just keep sending memes to the homies like nothing happened