//Please give my new account a follow! x.com/Devilstuck/sta…

"...It occurs to me just now that I have slept with two out of three of my top advisors."

"I'm not sleeping with Dave." x.com/DirectorHarley…

"What is Dave talking about our parents are dead-"

"Jade no-" x.com/DirectorHarley…

Clearing throat, attempting to sound stern. "Jade, /no/" x.com/DirectorHarley…

Oh goddammit shes doing the thing. "...You'reright." x.com/DirectorHarley…

"....What?"

>Slowly cocks revolver

SINGLE OR NOT. Whoever likes this, would date you. Whoever RTs this, would fuck you. If you’re brave enough, prAY TO JESUS FOR FORGIVENESS

//COULDN'T HELP IT

//Dave: Fuck the government. John: ...We are the government.

I too have war flashbacks

>Casually sip your coffee "Death to Alternia." >Go back to sipping said coffee

"Good god these trolls are a bunch of degenerates-"

"I'll use whatever term I like...Troll." x.com/RogueOfSpace__…

Who missed Fuehrer John? Nobody? Sucks to be you

"I've never been o+ne that's been co+nsidered a saint, but ho+ly fuck do+ soqme o+f yo+u need Jesus."

//Y'all know what to do x.com/ArcaneAmpora/s…