When MCU producers think they were the first to go all Theseus Paul Bettany

We are delighted to announce we are one of the founding members of the #EuropeanSuperLeague of Councils. We have signed up alongside Barcelona Council, Milan Council and Handforth Parish Council to this elite group.

At least 85% kebab

Can’t be trusted around KitKat Chunky’s …chunky’s? chunkies? What’s the correct grammar or plural Nestlé ? A swarm? A lark?

Lmaoooooo 🤣 He's gonna love that

#rotherham be like

This guy gets it! #FirstWorldProblems

Fantastic

Facts

When you need a zap & dash and you want reliability, only one choice! InstaVolt

Kicking dead pigeons like MC Devvo #DonnySoldier

Lots of hot takes on who was in the wrong, but all I know is that if one of my kids calls the other one a smelly bum and the other one hits them, they’re both in trouble, but the one who did the hitting is in more trouble. Hope that helps us come to some kind of resolution

Loving this new Teslwitter

if bribe == grant: print(“Here’s £400 to help…you forget my behaviour”)

So a failing government fails even further through in-fighting over a pyramid scheme of failed useless technology, how very apt. #thingscanonlygetbetter

#lettuceforpm

What a great day to be a lettuce

There are people who were in the Queue for 2% of Truss's time as PM

. Liz Truss omg just heard there’s a leadership election nxt week????? u shud run babe youd be perfect!!! 💝💫💥