May these next 2 months bring nothing but growth and prosperity… I’m so excited ☺️

Big this big that...everybody can't be big-

I will see Beyoncé live for act iii. I will see Beyoncé live for act iii. I will see Beyoncé live for act iii. I will see Beyoncé live for act iii. I will see Beyoncé live for act iii. I will see Beyoncé live for act iii. I will see Beyoncé live for act iii.

I’m no better than an old person

A Gen Z joined the team. Week one. During onboarding, the manager said, “We sometimes stay late during peak periods.” Gen Z nodded. Then asked, “Is that paid… or just expected?” The room went quiet. - No attitude. - No rebellion. - Just a question. Later that day, HR

The “I-10 by 10” line from Johnson Family Vacation needs to be honored in the Smithsonian because I swear Black folks be wearing that line out lmaoooo

Set list for bad bunny’s superbowl show: - DtMF « Cardi b, j balvin walks in » - i like it « Cardi b, bad bunny’s walks out » « Beyoncé walks in » - me gente ft j balvin « J balvin walks out » - im that girl - YA YA - Alien superstar - sweet honey buckin - Act iii lead single

3 trench coats⁉️ oh she finna ring the alarm cuz she been through this too long

‘wyd?’ Me: ‘Nothing’ *Incoming call*

This economy is so fuvked, you will be sitting here thinking you’re bad with money and all you did was buy food.

Me adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom of my life

POV: when you've cancelled too many hangouts and now you HAVE to go to this one or you'll lose your friends

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win soon no matter what.

Not everyone should be allowed in your home, and even fewer people should know where you live.

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and actually still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wraťh on the world for the rest of his life

all veteran Michael Jackson stans rn:

when i call a ngga phone i should never hear fun in the background