This video WILL fix your DEPRESSION in 2 minutes and 16 seconds

We are watching Twisters (dogshit movie so far), and Moiya…not Moira 🇮🇪🇬🇧 keeps saying “oh these people are about to get sucked off by a tornado”

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That dumbass egg boy shouldn’t have been sitting up there

Thinking about how my daughter was born the day we signed Devonte Adams and as I was minutes away from giving birth, Devin informed me of that information. I proceeded to post about that on my IG stories BEFORE posting that I gave birth to my child 😂 #RaiderNation

I’ve recently given birth to David Grohl’s Bastard Child™️

“Darth Vader”

BREAKING: Moo Deng has been tragically beaten to death by some neighborhood kids with hammers

“Sir, get down!”

Amazon should hire customer support crisis counselors because talking to these people makes me want to k*ll myself

me trying to get the gun out of the cop’s holster

Holy fuck

Once a year I get ridiculed by Devin for listening to his band

Tim Cook is getting Luigi’d if autocorrect doesn’t stop changing “omw” to “On my way!” the second I hit send.

I edited out the clothes and hangers on the floor. Don’t come for me.

Nürnberg crushed. Köln, it’s your turn. 📸: Stu McDonald