Sometimes TMZ clocks in and decides to go after the government rather than Britney Spears and in those moments we know peace

He accepted a $400 million jet from another country.

TMZ is on their asses I love it

Tiger Woods’ life summed up

Asked Jayson Tatum if it was ever tempting to wait until next season, knowing that he could shake off the rust behind closed doors rather than in public. Thought his answer was super thoughtful: "It was a range of emotions, of things I was dealing with and contemplating and

This is how the regulars look at you when you pass them in the AMC A-List Line

You hated Obama because you're racists. We hate trump because he's a pedophile.

CGI was so new studios didn’t know enough about it to cut corners

They put forth bills to pay TSA 9 times and the republicans voted against them

He is literally the king of dorks haha

I thought this was parody account. Who the fuck is Kai Trump?

Man this idiot passed his stupidity to 12 kids?? We are so cooked.

Acyn The Emperor can draw a perfect map. With perfect troop placement. He also used telepathy to know exactly where to strike their leaders, which he personally threw the missile with his bare hands. His cock is also 9 inches.

Coulda had this young stud but we went with an old ex-catcher—so dumb.

Druski how’d you sneak into their conference bro

Spotted at the 'No Kings' protest in Downtown Las Vegas today. DRUSKI

I’m actually confused Do the youngsters these days not actually like women? Back in my instead of shaming women, we spent a lot of effort trying to have sex with them

I wanted Tet or Warren at the time (and still do) but Campbell isn’t bad. Dude was injured in the playoffs—it is what it is.

Every GM is stupid. Breslow not going for him will haunt me for years.

50 wins in a gap year ☘️