My oil painting of the Baja Blast

this is what august feels like

Caught Ian Miles Cheong tryna steal all my funny posts. Very disappointed in this kind of behavior

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you

TIM WALZ: well, I’m from Minnesota, I think you can guess how well we handle our Spice. *Fremen laugh jovially* JD VANCE: my fertile wife can be a real *Bene Gesserit* sometimes, if you know what I mean, ha ha *silence, scattering of Crysknives being unsheathed*

Larry David in smiling friends style

Group Halloween costume idea

the Pennsylvania voter:

Anthony Bourdain

tame impala was right. elephant shake his big grey trunk for the hell of it

It's #SeriousLustForShawarmaFriday

day n nite the lonely peter stewie meg and chris and wife

Today is the only day you can retweet this. Thursday, October 31st. THE BATMAN, a Halloween movie.

Neoliberalism will not save us.

i have intellectualized and sexualized vampires in ways that cannot possibly be grasped by the average human mind

Rick Ross writing the saddest six-word poem: All black tux, baby shoes lavender