ROFL, there's paid twitter scam bots! So *secure* there lol

Ever watch older (2000s and so) tv, and think "omg that is so blurry, I don't remember it being blurry!", and think that in 20 years, what we find to be crystal effing clear to be blurry AF?

I might start calling flat earthers “flerthr” so they can’t bitch like the name calling racist bigots most of them are,

omg it's so loud at work , 9 different conversations going on within 25 ft of me, and each one is raising their voices to be able to hear as so many are talking they can't hear what they are saying. It's become a shouting match almost

omg my tea went bad ugh... tastes of mildew. And I only brought one drink... gotta raid the work-supplied drink fridge lol

"This tweet is factually wrong. The human brain does not float in semen" Seriously how screwed up does someone have to be to think it did?

Boss just left with a 1ft tall stack of papers... never done that before... we're wondering if he's destroying evidence or doing a bonfire lol (joking of course but is odd)

Apparently Toshiba Storage hard drive support don't like replying to a not even 2 year old hard drive (just over one) that has SMART predictive failures. Now I have to decide whether to write the damn 10tb off as a loss of hundreds of dollars and buy a competitor, or wait.

So @TwitterSafety / @TwitterSupport when people report a post, and you send a "violation found, they can't x, y, z, etc -- why is it they can either repost it, or it doesn't come down (as the people who had the violation against them say when bragging it's still up)?

Oh wow... Elon is so desperate for money this was pushed to my feed a few times

Apparently calling trans people "it"is good wholesome stuff. Guess that means calling any person "it" is acceptable too @TwitterSupport ?

Just posting random post in case Elon gets a burr up his ass and starts purging accounts with no posts in a week or something to try and force better numbers