❝This place is bat-shit crazy, you know. Weird things go down, especially at night.❞ Written by #Spitfire. American Horror Story fandom. Ships: Chem. Retweet?

❌ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғᴀʀ? ❌ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴇᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ. ❌sᴍᴀʀᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ. ɪ'ᴍ ɪᴍᴘʀᴇssᴇᴅ. ✅ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏʟᴏɢɴᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴀᴅ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ.

[I actually replied because I’m a wreck anyway and I don’t need any sleep ]

i can't get over this, he's so adorable

❌ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴀ sᴜʀᴘʀɪsᴇ ❌... ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛɴᴇss ❌ғᴏʀ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ✅ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪ ғɪʀsᴛ sᴀᴡ ɪᴛ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ's. sᴀɪᴅ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ɢɪғᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ..

❌Doesn’t mean being the goddess gives you any privileges. ❌you should be. Compliments are a rarity in my case ✅I’m glad you two had your fun. Wonderful.. at least someone did.

─ ❛whαt dσєѕn't kíll mє вєttєr run.❜ ▪▪▪ ↬ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʀᴘ ↬ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ↬ᴀʟʟ ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ↬ʀᴛ

Silently drinks his whiskey. He’s not paid enough to care more.

He doesn’t share. Unless it’s a friend he’s sharing with. So yes- he may share this one time.

It’s always whiskey. The best drink in the world, obviously. “There..” He passes the bottle along with a glass for the other one.

michael langdon in this outfit. that’s it, that’s the tweet

[I have replies to do buttttt I just came back home and I’m dying. So tea first. ]

[Does anyone know how I can /permanently/ see latest tweets first? Because switching it back to ‘lasted’ from ‘most accurate’ every few hours gets tiring. @TwitterSupport ]

❛𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲.❜ a descriptive and canon portrayal of donovan. ahs - hotel. ships based on chemistry. in search of banter & storylines. major trigger warnings.

let's see if y'all know who this guy is (wrong answers only)

[*choking hazard* Must be real son of Satan. I won’t believe he is just an ordinary human being. Must be some devil powers involved here ]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 20 Sep 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 20 Sep 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).