The defense rests.

Do not take it personally.

The ever boiled water, Destroyer of all leaves

. . . That does not smell appetizing.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THIS IS OUTSIDE THE PURVIEW OF MY TRAINING

High five

Oh, yes, because I didn't read "what to expect when you're merspecting by Arachne Watts". SHE THREW THAT UP, TOO

This sounds like the most Antoinette Stark to ever Antoinette Stark.

It is something of a tradition for the child to name themselves. Identification spells will work on them long before they are born.

I'm assuming you aren't still in possession of anything from my birth.

That is unlikely to be discontinued anytime soon

My family tree resembles a bramblebush and it is entirely the fault of my mother and my sister, Loki.

Tactically, attacking someone you can't hurt through their loved ones is clever In practicality, however, that means you're going to be pissing off something you can't hurt on a level you've never seen them pissed off to before So you better have a plan for that

It's not about the avatar, or your desire to change it. It's your heart. Idiot.

I like this one better

Yes.