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Desperate James

@desperate_james

straight male ♂️ | omo lover | exclusive content πŸ‘‰ fans.ly/r/J | free stories πŸ‘‰ patreon.com/desperatejames

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You've tied my hands behind my back and made me drink SO much water. I've been holding it in for hours! Watch as I squirm around in desperation, knowing that any leaks will be obvious in my light grey sweatpants. 😳 Can you please untie me and let me use the toilet? πŸ™

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watching a cute guy trembling because he has to pee so bad but holding it because someone’s in the bathroom. i ask him if it’s really bad & he tells me he’s fine & can wait but he’s wincing in total desperation and panicking inside that he might not make it πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ«Ά

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Pretty sure this bloke sitting at the next table needs a wee but the closest toilets are at least a 5 minute walk away #jiggling

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Story time! Extreme desperation on a plane 🍺✈️ While returning from a business trip to Germany as a young graduate trainee in my first job, I downed 2 pints of German beer in the airport bar while chatting to a colleague and lost track of time. To avoid missing my flight, I

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Story time! Extreme desperation on a plane 🍺✈️ (From the woman's perspective) I settled into my seat, a good book in hand, ready for a peaceful flight home. It wasn't long before I noticed the young man next to me. He was squirming, fidgeting, and occasionally letting out

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A wealthy businesswoman recounts a memorable day viewing properties with an estate agent: --- The clock was ticking, and James was late. I didn't know much about him, only that he was a real estate agent, and I was looking to expand my portfolio. When he arrived, almost 15

A wealthy businesswoman recounts a memorable day viewing properties with an estate agent:

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The clock was ticking, and James was late. I didn't know much about him, only that he was a real estate agent, and I was looking to expand my portfolio.

When he arrived, almost 15
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When you really need a wee but your housemate is in the bathroom taking the world's longest bath, so you have no choice but to be patient and quietly hold your bladder πŸ™ˆ Sorry about the moans but it felt sooo good to finally pee πŸ˜… fans.ly/DesperateJames

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18 year old Ollie suffers an embarrassing mishap after his teacher refuses to let him go to the toilet during detention, much to the amusement of his classmate. "Oh my god... Miss, Ollie's weeing himself!" Source: Gemini 2.5 Flash I know the pee stream looks weird πŸ˜…

18 year old Ollie suffers an embarrassing mishap after his teacher refuses to let him go to the toilet during detention, much to the amusement of his classmate.

"Oh my god... Miss, Ollie's weeing himself!"

Source: Gemini 2.5 Flash

I know the pee stream looks weird πŸ˜…
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Out for drinks and by the time we finally finished the 30 minute walk back to my friend's house, most of us were absolutely bursting to pee πŸ˜… I let loose a gusher as a queue formed outside the bathroom door πŸ˜‡ fans.ly/DesperateJames