does anyone else have an ever-changing “display area” in their place

anthony bourdain would have loved brat summer

how does the tri-state area include connecticut? nothing-ass state

just found out a titmouse is a bird. what the fuck. what the fucking fuck

you ever feel like everything remotely good that’s ever gonna happen has already happened?

a pastor is like a dj but with the bible

divorcées hmu

when i have a few beers in me i’m ready to send money to everyone i see on the tl

i watched inception for the first time yesterday, and you’re not gonna believe this: it was good

i was listening to a dj mix in one tab and i looked up a song from it on soundcloud in another, and unbeknownst to me, two songs were playing at once, and it took a whole song of this for me to notice. my music taste might be cooked

veneers are a plague. real fucked up teeth enjoyers know this.

10 years of this banger tweet

as long as people keep reblogging my tumblr post of coffee’s for closers by fall out boy from october 6th, 2013, i’ll never die

tay zonday’s looking cunty

i feel pressured by the way society has turned on softboys to start typing things in proper case, but i haven’t made the switch because it feels deeply wrong to me to use capitalization for things that aren’t work or school

this evening my boss told me he’s almost completely blind in his left eye because he got hit by a boomerang

another one

alright y’all, i too am deleting this nazi-owned app. follow me at @despairtxt.bsky.social i guess