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Derphyyyy

@derphyyxp

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calendar_today04-09-2025 00:56:53

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Uhhhh I hate working, people think I'm their fucking maid. Yes, you are the customer, but that doesn't mean they are always right.

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I love tomatoes. I could eat them every day. Tomatoes for breakfast, tomatoes for lunch, tomatoes for a snack, tomatoes for dinner I see a tomato and I just want to munch munch munch

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People are so annoying, that's why I prefer not to have friends. Aaaaw, but it's so awful not having a cute guy to sleep with tonight!!!