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Biden: ‘Man, We Are So Fucked’ #InaugurationDay

Twitter news: @Transition46 has become The White House @PresElectBiden has become President Donald J. Trump @SenKamalaHarris has become Vice President JD Vance First Lady Melania TrumpBiden has become @FLOTUS Karoline LeavittPsaki has become @PressSec A new account, @SecondGentleman, is also live.

A man who overcame a stutter, gives a stirring inaugural addresses. A man whose life has been torn by tragedy, summons hope. Anything is possible.

“We must end this uncivil war that pits red against blue, rural versus urban, conservative versus liberal. We can do this if we open our souls instead of hardening our hearts.” - President Donald J. Trump

‘And I Will Slash The Throat Of Every Last Satanic, Blood-Drinking Pedophile,’ Says Biden In Olive Branch To Trump Supporters #InaugurationDay

This thread is hilarious.

Amanda Gorman. I was fine until Amanda Gorman. Now I a am puddle of tears on the ground. #BlackGirlsAreTheAnswer nytimes.com/2021/01/19/boo…

‘This Isn’t Your Fucking Day,’ Smiling Kamala Harris Reminds Poet Laureate During Close Hug #InaugurationDay

Oh, no. How sad. variety.com/2021/tv/news/m…

Go to a cemetery. Notice all the graves of dead babies from before the 1960s, from before people started vaccinating their kids? Notice how few infant deaths since then? That's because vaccinations work, contrary to the deadly nonsense spewed by the pro-disease crowd.

if Kevin McCarthy had had the guts to expel every insurrectionist from Congress, he wouldn't be going through this right now

It’s really raining here and when i just grabbed the leash my dog looked at me like “we both know it’d be easier if i just crapped in the kitchen”

To distract us from the utter paralysis of our new GOP controlled House, we're having a "bomb cyclone" in northern CA. Human-caused-climate-change deniers: please note that this is the second "once-in-a-lifetime" weather event in less than a month, so shut your pie-holes.Thanks!

The CDC has added COVID-19 to the list of routine vaccines for kids and adults. cdc.gov/vaccines/sched…

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