Nadine Dorries has tried to submit a letter of resignation, but accidentally adopted a snow leopard.

Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it.

.@Asda has announced that between 25th july-3rd September all children under 16 can eat a hot or cold meal for £1 in their cafes. All day/every day nationwide with no minimum adult spend. This is to help parents with the cost of living crisis during the summer holidays

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Never forget the lies they told

This would have been nice

When you don't have to pay Mummy back the 12 million quid.

May she be the last.

On the cans tonight 🙌🙌🙌

Stay safe out there everybody 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

God bless the King

and to think, she only had four more years until she got a letter from the... oh no

Retweet if, after 12 years, you are sick and tired of the Conservatives

HM Treasury I really don't think you've thought this through 1. A stamp duty saving of £11,250 indicates a purchase price of £600k 2. You're talking about someone on a salary of £30,000 3. A 25-year mortgage of £600k @ 4% interest would cost £3167 per month, so £38,000 per year

What a game of cricket that was

His wife has as well.

The con is to believe the tax-based NHS system is somehow broken and that a new way of paying for healthcare will fix it. There is no cheaper way. Nothing the govt has planned costs less. The public always pay for healthcare. Let me explain…

Wholesale gas now 162p per therm. It was 702 per therm on Aug 26, 2022 It was 530 per therm on Mar 7, 2022 It was 293 per therm on Oct 5, 2021* We are being totally ripped off.