Gen Z is amazing. I asked a (paid) intern to bring me 50 blank pieces of copier paper and when she brought them in they were warm. Turns out that, rather than count them, she set the copier to 50 and printed blank sheets. Genius.

Someone who walks the walk. Thank you.

Your people have spoken.

We are so sad to miss a day of vacation due to a delayed flight and missed connection, but really appreciate the help of a great gate agent Southwest Airlines today.

We’ve had 46 U.S. Presidents, and they’ve been indicted on a total of 71 felony counts. Here’s how it breaks down: 1-44: 0 45: 71 46: 0

Harrison Ford is 80. #Omg. This deserves a tweet. I haven’t been on Twitter much since Echofon died, but this occasion I just must mark somewhere, somehow.

American society has demonstrably crossed over a line with this Titanic submersible story. The amount of people gleefully laughing at this tragedy is astounding. Horrifying. It’s not funny.

The thought twisting that has to be done to think these are insults or negative in any way are mind boggling.

House Bill 2127 has been declared unconstitutional. This bill would have barred cities and counties from regulating within eight major areas of government without first getting approval from the Texas Legislature. Read more here: ow.ly/pY6E50PG7iA

I miss Twitter

I saw a video showing all the Trump Towers rebranded as Spirit Halloweens and I’m still dying an hour later. 💀

Came on Twitter after weeks out of here. This is what I saw. No thanks.

There’s a gag order against Trump? No way he’ll comply with that. This may be what takes him down — a la Al Capone tax evasion style. It’s doubtful, but a girl can dream.

Every time I experience the horrible customer service at Home Depot I tell myself I’m never going to spend any money there ever again, and yet I keep going back. What is wrong with me?

I just found out that a distant relative I thought was dead is not dead. 👀

I feel no need to replace old things with new things unless there is a reason more compelling than someone else thinks I should.

A wrongful conviction. There is no justice for anyone in this case. change.org/p/transfer-leo…

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best

During this critical election season, we need to seriously consider, and ponder significantly, the many, many faces, of candidate Donald Trump. #nocap

Counting down to #SAtoDC25 - lots to do before the trip.