giving a speeding ticket to a person who’s formative years included hanging in the back of the band bus with your best friend’s cool older brothers because she has foreigner CRANKED should not be allowed.

Yes. I DID totally use this for some marketing/writing inspiration today. #youarewelcome #happyfriday youtube.com/watch?v=-7aIf1…

"ditchcontinue" -- to stop doing something IMMEDIATELY.

One of the most insane, sort of wonderful, things I’ve read. Not surprisingly Garden & Gun gardenandgun.com/feature/an-ala…

Wow even this Milwaukee Bucks fan is into this Minnesota Timberwolves game. What is HAPPENING right now?! - #NBAPlayIn

I let him beat me at cards so I can watch basketball in peace. - - #jkjk #lol #actuallyiamcurrentlywinning

My Bucks are out, but I’m delighted to yell from my couch for the Knicks…again. Carmelo Anthony, JR Smith, and Tyson Chandler wooed me back to the NBA more than 10 years ago. #knicksnation

go outside. look up. (yes right now.)

I freaking LOVE watching the #NBADraft. incredible stories, so much hard work and sacrifice, and huge dreams coming true. just TRY not to cry.

Dear Jake (the 80s & 90s never ended in my world) Rudh. Somehow I missed that Duran Duran was in our town tonight. I’m the saddest Gen X lady who once wrote letters with her best friend to John Taylor and Nick Rhodes inviting them to our 1985 prom. So thank you for the DD marathon tonight! My 17yo is a new fan. ❤️

So we've all moved over to Threads?

Go outside. Look up.

Pro tip: there’s an Illy machine just outside G at MSP for those omg-nothing-is-open-at-the-airport-at-4-am moments. ☕️

WHEW! #FearTheDeer

I fell back in love with basketball watching NEW YORK KNICKS in the days of Carmelo Anthony and JR Smith so I LOVE watching them win against this stupid team who took my Milwaukee Bucks out. #NBAPlayoffs - (Also GO Minnesota Timberwolves!!!)

This is CRAZY. What is happening right now?! 🏀

Got a text from elsewhere in the house asking “why are you yelling “omg” “shit” “yesssss”?! 🏀🏀🏀 #WolvesUp

Happy Steely Dan Day! #MayNineteen m.youtube.com/watch?v=cvg5mb…

Wolves got a SQUAD man!

Vikings fans and Packers fans hugging it out at the 1029. Feels maybe disingenuous…but also 100% on brand for the Midwest. #mnnice #butfuckyou