It's been a tough week for us '80s kids. 🙏

Those of you bitching about Oprah and her road. It’s your fault she is there in the first place. Rise up together and clear the path. You can never be wrong for doing the right thing.

It’s my birthday and I didn’t get any birthday titties sent my way. Le sad

She amended my legal separation to a dissolution. At least i kept my promise that I wouldn’t be the one who filed for divorce.

If Fairuza Balks lovers didn’t incant “I bind you Fairuza” while working shibari on her, they just missed out, period.

The irony of it all is how exactly do you propose to stop someone from smuggling in a green dildo metal detectors aren’t gonna pick it up strategic placement is going to make it well hidden pop that fucker out throw it out on the court

Lil man is going places!

It’s for the look and I light it

thatstarwarsgirl disney "we want strong women who speak thier mind" literal strong woman"i have an opinion" diney "ya, no, we ment communisim, we want communisim"

Elevator Mechanic vs Dentist 😬💰

Quiet quiet everyone. They have to hit a ball

Exactly right !

Trump just flew a B-2 stealth bomber over Putin’s head… Absolutely incredible.

You know, there used to be a day and age where this was handled behind the scenes. Fair is fair. Allow the dad to hit her in the same fashion. Then fire her ass.

I miss the golden age of Twitter. The days of 140 characters. The favstar trophies…. The original content. This version sucks!

Elisabeth Shue side boob from cocktail and the swimming scene, got me through my early teen years… I was torn between her and Lea Thompson. Fan puppy love.

Smh.. stahp

Lucky fella

Every time I post our boys in etiquette class, folks say: “Why y’all teaching them to eat like white people?” Neatness ain’t “white.” If you call it that, you’re saying being loud, dirty, & sloppy is “Black.” We’re teaching excellence, discipline, & self-respect.