Let women shave. Let heterosexuals love. Let men be masculine. Let me be given 500 dollars. Can I have 500 dollars. Give me five hundred dollars

MIT class president Megha Vemuri used her commencement speech platform to call out the US-Israeli genocide on Gaza as well as MIT’s complicity. Talking directly to her fellow alumni involved in student activism Vemuri declared, “You showed the world that MIT wants a free

It must be tough being a Megan hater and having to convince yourself that this is not one of the most gorgeous women on the planet

Because it doesn’t actually end the genocide.

What I appreciated most about Bourdain was the way he deconstructed the social hierarchies around food. As Pierre Bourdieu noted, cuisines like French, Italian, and Japanese are often used to signal status. I was moved to see Bourdain treat Vietnamese food with the same reverence

Remember when some Israeli soccer hooligans got into a fight in the Netherlands and Hasbara labeled it the “Amsterdam Pogrom”?

I fight kids what’s up

If this is even remotely accurate, Elon Musk and Donald Trump have killed more people in several months than the Iraq war killed in a decade

In 2014 it was called fapping and it was more aristocratic!

on the train, i always pick a guy to be my train boyfriend. so if something apocalyptic happens, i’d be like at least we’ll die together and not alone. sometimes if there’s only like ugly men i’ll choose a train girlfriend. you have to get a little bisexual with it sometimes.

Y'all talk about sex ed like it's porn and that's how I know y'all wasn't paying a lick of attention in school

We need new Nuremberg trials when this is over

this is why i fuck with them they always keep it real

Unbelievable that Elon Musk is fucking over the entire city of Memphis just so people can ask Grok if fluoride really helps your teeth

How far along are you?

If Trump said “listen guys I need everybody’s guns to own the libs” they would hand them over within 24 hours

i button mashed my way through all of them. i think i even failed one of the finals too😭

A good gag would be Peggy speaking flawless Arabic but still fucking up Spanish

We were literally on the cusp of a cure for both HIV and a more effective treatment for Alzheimer’s. There is a reason this country’s scientific community and doctors are leaving for Canada at a 750% increase since last year

*invisible Ink* the only way to break free from super duper strict parents is to just stop listening to them and create chaos and havoc until they give up