Sending out special #IndependenceDay thoughts to the 5,000 or so Americans who will be blowing off one or more of their fingers tonight. #4thofJuly #bootlegfireworks

I leave the office for ONE DAY… #radiolife #caseofthemondays

This Seahawks’ sideline cap is preposterous. #NFL #CARvsSEA

Do NOT tell Deejay Dallas to ‘smile’ on Picture Day. #NFL #CARvsSEA

In a way, I’m almost thankful that the late Pat Summerall doesn’t have to read promos for “an all-new episode of ‘Krapopolis’ coming up after the game..” #NFL #FoxTV

Heard someone on the radio refer to the star of the movie “Jaws” as Roy SCHNEIDER. Now…my day is ruined. #Thursday

Turns on iMac; can’t open email. Restarts iMac; email opens. Now Safari won’t open. WTF, #Apple

Been a while since I played organized football. When did they add softballs to the game?? #NFL #CARvsMIA

Could you keep your job if you were this awful? #GameDay #SaturdayThoughts

I am certainly no editor, but I believe they call a headline like this “burying the lede.” #whowon #usatoday #heisman

Just stopped at Love's Travel Stops in southern Virginia. The nicest young lady rang up our stuff. Her name: Noel. It’s a Christmas miracle! #Christmas2023 #RoadTrip

Happy New Year!!!

Just woke up from a dream in which I used the words, “prima facie” correctly.. #humblebrag #SaturdayMorning

That goddam streaming game better not be a blowout, too.. #WildCardWeekend

Welp….maybe the NEXT game will be close. They can’t ALL be blowouts, right? #WildCardWeekend #NFLPlayoffs

For the love of god, ⁦FOX Sports: NFL⁩..give these men a desk. #GBvSF #NFLPlayoffs

How creepy is this artwork over Kornheiser’s shoulder?? #PardonTheInterruption

Searching for today’s dumbest headline? Look no further than ⁦USA TODAY⁩

I’m worried Jason Day is going to get airborne with these wind gusts. #themasters #JasonDaysPants

THANK YOU to Bill Burr for spending a few minutes with us today. Looking forward to seeing your show in Winston-Salem. #2gnc #rock92