adam & eve

cashier: thank you for shopping with us me: you too me:

God is a Woman

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Hey hey you you I don’t like your girlfriend

insecurity is a bitch

Wow what a beautiful day to respect women

rawr

Florida inmate accused of strangling cellmate, gouging out man's eyes and wearing his ear as a necklace. wsvn.com/news/local/inm…

ilyyy but we gotta get our shit together. real talk

michael myer's first kill

I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.