If you work for the Dept. of Education and are rage posting on Twitter today about the Supreme Court ruling in favor of President Trump firing you and thousands of your coworkers, please remember only 27% of all children in the K-12 public school system will be able to read it.

Odd. Given your confident original statement I’d assume that you would be happy to offer a 200k mile battery warranty

I will never understand people’s willingness to record themselves doing stupid shit.

I wish I could tell my dad what’s happening right now. He’s the only one who would be truly happy about it.

Iggy Berwick.

OMG I didn’t see that coming😳🤣🤣🤣🤣 ⚠️Adult humor warning. It’s not that bad tho🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m too sad and angry to do twitter stuff for a while. Hug your kids.

I hold a CDL. The test isn’t super hard but it isn’t easy either. The CDL CDL-A and Airbrake written tests are impossible to pass if you aren’t able to read English proficiently. Every one of these non English speakers has either cheated or payed someone to take their test.

ChatGPT prompted to "create the exact replica of this image, don't change a thing" 74 times

Looks like I’ll be rolling my $hood CCs until I’m 65.

What ever we need to do to keep the spam calls away, do it.

They think it still works. The magic words don’t work anymore.

And next week will be the first time in 95 years that 500 swimmers will simultaneously contract legionnaires disease.

They could be guests on his podcast

This is a weird reaction when you criticize Muslim inbreeding. “Yeah, but what about the monarchy and hillbillies in Appalachia!?” Uh, you think we support that?

AWS sucking wind today. Not ideal

You’ll notice that only people who have never attained journeyman level status in a trade believe this.