I like the jesuits they’re communists pretending to be catholic just like me

Shut up Diego go to bed

why do i know what i am

#confidence

i want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery and i act like i don’t want to go

I dream of reading to you, The stories my heart writes down

cant join zoom my toilet got that 5 minute flush

Took a nap and woke up cured of my sore throat, but now my ears are fucking clogged. I am cursed to never fully be battle-ready; restricted, handicapped, for my full potential perhaps cannot be simulated in this life, right now...

my impaired hearing has caused me to lose TWO games in a row in clash royale, anyone aware of my raw skill and mastery of this games knows this is unusual and bizarre

sometimes taking the blade out hurts more than when it went in

U know I like my girls a lil bit older!

girl if you were a food you'd be a everything bagel cause i can't nsme anything you dont have

nadir of hopelessness, your lips unable to mimic the movement of mine, ill never confess, eaten alive by my limerence, the only pain worse is losing you completely

The lion cares not what the hyena thinks

icarly.com

I could use some food in my belly right now 😋

My ChatGPT thinks it’s Gibby call that AiCarly

iCarly season 2 might be the best shit Nickelodeon pushed out since Dr*ke and Josh

Why tf didn’t they make a Gibby spinoff, he was #toowoke

i want to see myself unafraid