That’s before noon

Tell me about ya day while I suck ya titty

YEE (And I can’t stress this enough) YEE.

Halloween in Texas

It must be sad living in a place where the stars at night aren't big and bright.

Storm rolling in on the Llano Estacado!

Life's too dang short to not be living' in Texas

Wedding Shenanigans

This machine is called HappyCow and it actually makes cows happy. Any cow can boot this device by making a slight pressure against the brush. After the device is turned on, the brush will work for about 60 seconds, cleaning and delighting the animal buff.ly/2E3KIHZ

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Tomorrow is National sex day and the only thing fucking me is life

Wade's Wednesday Words of Wisdom

If I’ve watched this once, I’ve watched this 30 times today. Just watch the cat’s reaction.