Million Dollar Idea - Diabetes By Dre.

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I'm so excited for this. I have ran/walked a ton of M3S Sports events, so I'm thrilled they partnered with us to make this event happen. Sign up, and get moving so you'll be ready in June!

I hate it when Facebook is down and I have to call people to ask how many miles they ran that day.

One of us needs an adult.

Something clever.

Bed, Bath and Beyond has new Caramel Apple Cider k-cups. Just brewed my first cup. Smells so good I might have to put my dick in it.

I respond to every dick pic request with a picture of our former VP. Your move, gashes...

Apparently singing Paul Anka's "Having My Baby" to a one night stand mid-coitus is a mood killer. Noted, but I'm still gonna finish.

-You know what the best part of being single is? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Oh, that's right, dogs can't talk.

Just saw the "Grand Bukkake Motel." NOT what I expected from Wes Anderson.

There are two types of people in this world. Those who've nailed your Mom, and... Hmm. Okay. There is one type of person in this world.

Am I doing it right?

So, is there an Ookie Cookie Monster?

So, an expression for fellow Tinder matchers, like Eskimo Brothers? GOPeers? For Right Swiping?

Is it more expensive to abort twins?

Ah good, still funny.

GW Bush was Joffrey "Baratheon;" Trump would be Ramsay Bolton. #MakeWesterosGreatAgain