Obama looks like my uncle and Romney looks like the guy that tried to keep my uncle from pimping hoes #debate

If I hit somebody with my car... I swear I am gonna run like there is no tomorow!!!!

Everybody had that one teacher in high school who they were desperately in love with :)

I dnt want any girls to participate in no shave November!!!! #notrailblazing

When girls talk about cooking, I think to myself " your in your place woman"

Just came from the kennel, gonna make some Chinese food.

My feet smelled kinda bad so i febreezed them #collegelife

I dnt know, but I'm hoping the monopoly guy wins the election #getoutofjailcard

Keep it real and appropriate Anonymousthoughts

First Lady Michelle Obama, I'd tap that. #justsayin #2012Elections

All presidents are pretty much the same, except one can dance. Guess which one (Hint: The Black one)

Slept with one eye open last night. Black and #livinginthesouth

That girl that makes my heart stop when I talk to her. :)

U know there is the that random guy relieving himself in the McDonald's bathroom bcuz they got free wifi #mcjerk

Just saw a Ferrari 599 GTB! I want one

People ask me if I take offense to racist comments, "nah I just enjoy people talking crap about black people." #KillYaself

Girls, yoga pants aren't sexy!!! We all know your just too lazy to put on real clothes #efthat

American kids complain about not having an iPhone. Shut up!!! Chinese kids have to make those iPhones

Saw a lady that uses a bowling ball bag for a purse. I'm sure she laid a lot #sarcasm