Pats the daughter's head gently. Must be a reassuring dad. x.com/DeceitfulBlond…

Cue a very quiet sigh. "Well, I see no reason why not.." He just... Could NOT say no. Plus she could use a new sirt. x.com/DeceitfulBlond…

The man very carefully, trying not to make much if any noise, approached @MaternalDeceit from behind, caringly cupped each of her hips and-

"Don't worry about it, dear~. Now, show me to your favorite clothing store, dear~." x.com/DeceitfulBlond…

His hungry wallet was weeping already. But Albion? He was just happy because his daughter was. x.com/DeceitfulBlond…

Albion's just gonna... Sit on one of the benches and watch his daughter excitedly pick out some clothes. x.com/DeceitfulBlond…

With an absent look on his face, the man stared at her collection, jaw dropped a slight bit. "Er, dear... I-Is all of that necessary...?" x.com/DeceitfulBlond…

"Th-That's..." Easily the best explanation she could have given him "Well, er... C-Could you at least try them all on?" x.com/DeceitfulBlond…

"Somehow I doubt that," he whispered to himself. "I mean, just to make sure you like them!" x.com/DeceitfulBlond…

Just watches all the other old people, a smile on his face. More happy about who he married than ever.

@madqueenofnohr okay but are the younglings like the d'aww cute and the oldlings are old people cute?

('Ahhh boob prisons. I remember the first time I was locked in one of those.')

M'kay but don't. x.com/wickedtroubado…

@madqueenofnohr ...but some of us are older than you though.

You are welcom random woman. Kind old man-s awaaaaay! x.com/wickedtroubado…

@madqueenofnohr But.. Like..My daughter's about your age.

@madqueenofnohr what is a camillian?

@madqueenofnohr 'm waiting.

What is it with ladies and the ba-banging.

"I really hope there aren't men thinking of some... Unfavorable things about my daughter."