“Vampires and no I am not. I was once and Aedra and previously a Deadra, but now i’m on the in between.” x.com/smxliin/status…

“I try to keep myself hidden from the world, do I look like the kind that needs a statue?” He said those words with a chuckle to himself, unfolding his arms. “I usually bother Sheogorath and Sanguine. I get to play in mortal affairs and they get to have the credit.” x.com/smxliin/status…

“Oh, Malacath~ He hated me so much..” He laughed softly, putting his hand on his stomach. “He never forgave me for leaving his domain filled with cheese..” x.com/smxliin/status…

“And I may have forced Jyggalag and Sheogorath to mix together.” He may be remembering why he was forced to leave the Daedra. “Good times...~” x.com/smxliin/status…

“Troublemaker? I am hurt, Faas. The Gods themselves made me to be this way. Even Talos involved himself.” He said with a light chuckle. x.com/smxliin/status…

“Well I am quite old, I wonder if my pet is still around...Alduin?” He tapped his chin questionably, slowly stepping to the left and right as he gazed around the area. “I have been asleep for a few years, so I don’t know what’s happening...to the world.” x.com/smxliin/status…

“I only played with him when he could barely fly and took craps on my head, but he was a cute little guy. I soon left Aetherius. I can tell all the embarresing stories about him if you want to know. Like how he fell snout first into a mound of snow.” x.com/smxliin/status…

He’s been unusually turned on these last few days, tracing his hand over his pants. “Damn, must be backed up...”

When mortals meet Samael for the first time. x.com/smxliin/status…

Very bored Samael. “Hm...time to go to the casino.” He has a /very/ bad gambling addiction.

“Wonder what I can do today? I have been quite bored..”

Samael could really use some entertainment, watching people fight over betting money has started to get boring.

He threw a large bag of money into the middle of a busy intersection, standing on a rooftop. Watches as the humans immediately try to pick up as much money as they can and even start fighting amongst each other. “Nice..”

Wonderful, someone let out Lucifer. The idiot who controls the gates to hell is definitely going to be fired. “Oh, they’re taking out the weapons. Why does he have a sledgehammer? Oh, that’s why..” x.com/thinwhitedyke/…

‘Accidentally’ breaks all of the machines to automatically jackpot in a nearby casino. The reason why? So he could watch the ensuing fights of people trying to keep as much as they can to themselves

“Hm. I wonder what I shall do today..?”

Samael was doing what he did best, being a menace to society as he would be leaving random bags of money on street corners throughout a city. He may have used a little magic to make the media outlets announce the locations of the money. Now to wait for the chaos.

Early mornings with Samael.

“Father’s day. I don’t think God would appreciate any card I gave him, so i’m just going to not be involved.”

“Today was a good day.” Samael said laughing to himself while he folded his arms over his chest, watching as people brawled over a bag full of cash that was laying in the middle of the room. It didn’t matter because the cash was fake anyway.