Scottish NHS wanted me to wait a year for an MRI after they said I might have a brain tumor.

Roasted cheese is the only right answer. cheese on toast implies it’s cold n unmelted

Can’t beat mwell st Mirren or Dundee but should beat sturm graz and genk hahahahah

Mccowans genuinely the answer here but it’ll never be seen

Celtic rocking a pass accuracy of about 8% fucking shite

Maybe 28 million rupees ya big clown

Get saracchi on asap

First sniff of a title race for a lot on here it seems Noise, noise, noise and in the end Celtic win again.

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I’m now 365 days off the booze unbelievable Jeff

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Just in the pub with my mates & these 4 big bastards started getting aggressive & having a go. My mate said, just pretend we’re police & they’ll leave us alone. I barely got half way through Roxanne before I felt the first punch.

Frazer, 18, would never have survived watching 2 girls, 1 cup followed by 1 man, 1 jar without consent

"I canny work cause I saw blue waffle" Generational levels of claiming benifits here

Keep Engels ffs

It's exactly one year ago to the day we watched Daizen Maeda do this. An exceptional team goal from start to finish. Liquid football 🤌🏻🍀

Fuck this guys I’m outtt cutting my losses

Dude the way they try to pry open the subway doors like Resident Evil zombies is so insane. Holy shit man.