my mom on the phone in 2019 after reading all my gay flash fiction

sorry babe norman fucking rockwell stays on during sex

me on the dreaded apps

need me a freak (tall shirt tucked in glasses type)

my father is composing important poetry

30+ men using snapchat to communicate should be deeply investigated

the universe wants me to watch Girls sooo bad

who is craig and why is he making that list

sorry babe the succession soundtrack stays on during sex

sorry i was late it takes me 45 minutes to put a necklace on

would love to be in a haunted situation with him :)

one thing that will protect me from death is 6000 lipglosses

Many thanks to Buxton Books for hosting my book release event tonight! So glad my book is out now from ⁦UNT Press⁩.

what if every movie had new actors every time. none of this same actor in another movie stuff

hard day for people that dislike pie and pastry type desserts. i am standing with you

new new: "Corn Tricks," by Abby Feden: wigleaf.com Abby Feden

i am now both carrie bradshaw and a mixologist (i learned about cosmos)

who says romance is dead

As promised! Here’s the link to the new issue of 🕸 ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫 𝔅𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔍𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔩 🕸, which features two of my gay horror movie poems! And check out the rest of the cool issue while you’re at it coffinbell.com/volume-7-issue…

were mary poppins and bert in a situationship