Not a bad Sunday project #dicehockey #bannockbucks #pilsner #stag

The days of my graduation brings back mems, I can still remember the smell of it..It smelt like a lot of booze and puke, mixed with hotdogs

Just got the phone back from the pawn shop, thank you Pawn Prophet for keeping it safe #trustworthy #bannockbucks #bannockbums

WOW 17K Retweets! Congrats to the winners...now let's do it again! RT for a chance at an early copy of #NHL15

Mcdavid gonna be mad when I show up to oilers tryouts pissed and take his spot in the lineup

Happy Canada Day fuckers #ExploreSask #UncleDaryl #NobodyHasMoreFun 🔴⚪️🔴

debdendrunks #uncledaryl #?

I won't be getting prego cause I'm on the pil tonight #dontmindifido 🚼🚫

The Riders are letting us down but how bout them Jays #LetsGoJays Hand me a fucking beer #tulo #price

Here is the lumber that Jose uses! Retweet 4 a #chance2winJoeyBats19signedbat

Yeah, HOLY HELL JOSÉ ABSOLUTELY MASHES A DINGY INTO OUTER SPACE LETS FUCKIN GO WHO IS WRITING THIS STUFF??

Any cuzzins wanna get right tight in the bar tonight? Don might be there #DonFuckAround #ThirstyThursday #VillageBuzz

Wise words from my kukum: its not insest if your gay #wheresmycuzzinsat #skoden

That moment you realize the Hennessy was too strong #ontheporch #villaliving

Any of my followers want to drink some arbor mist and crush a few chicken chips tomorrow during the playoffs?? #mytreat #nhl #PaybackSeason

I guess I'll head to Sir's for some wonton soup! Heard it's the best in town!!