you should’ve said this 2 weeks ago. 😭

My main contract is with a team in the Premier League but she's currently playing me out of position, my runs are ignored and always switching formation last minute. So I got a new club in a lower league that's offering better terms & wages. No longer renewing my main contract

commenting on people’s runs as a non-runner and telling them that they’re slow >>>

she sets the law and i break it😍

If we pay 70K+ for lobola, your entire family needs to sing Boss Zonke every time they see me

Time flies when you’re getting cooked by academics

if i knew how to back flip that would be my response to every situation

why do i settle for women who force me to pick up the pieces???

No matter how many times I see #whoremembers, I always read it as whore members. Every time.

Sade is one of the greatest singers of all time

under my regime you can’t be unavailable, i’ll buy you a power bank i have to.

When the bio has: 23/06/21👩‍🍼

"whatever you doing, I'm doing it too" YOU CHEATING ON ME???

Idk bout yall but I really loved Game shakers

“how do you know them?” we like each others tweets

No male bestie under my regime.

Make love songs great again.