"I'm reporting on Irelands heatwave" 😂😂🇮🇪🇮🇪#Garron

Tony Bellow knocks the crap out of Tommy Robinson.

What a horrible bullying bastard! Domestic abuse is not beyond this guy. I hope Skye has a wonderful career.

Tom Like bullying young innocent girls on social media do we? “Proud celtic fan” we don’t want you lad, fuck off you big baldy potato

Thought for today and always. “I am so confident in my Irishness that I have no desire to chip away at the Britishness of my neighbours.” -Martin McGuinness

I went to see my dad today in the home were he’s in with his illness ( dementia ) & i showed him a couple of vids from last week & this one of Peter Reid 💙 coming on, he smiled & his words were “ ahh reidy what a player “ peter you made a 87 year old man very happy 💙

"Today is a great fuckin day for justice in this country!"😂😂🇮🇪🇮🇪 #Garron

Happy Saturday Team. A wee text, call or visit to the neighbours, friends or family today? Go on. A few moments to you might be life changing for someone else. What a great thought. Look after each other and have a belter, whatever you're up to! 🤝🏽

Thicker than the lumps inside fetid whale spunk.

Cheating Bs😂

#BuryMarket

OMG I’m in stitches if this doesn’t crack you up I will eat my hat. 🤣🤣🤣😂🤭

*One month before her 95th birthday, Patricia Routledge wrote something that still gently echoes:* **“I’ll be turning 95 this coming Monday. In my younger years, I was often filled with worry — worry that I wasn’t quite good enough, that no one would cast me again, that I

‘And you brought this reign of terror to my land’ #limerick #wolfetones

Lord Cameron keeps his money in Panama, Rees-Mogg the Cayman Islands, Zahawi Gibraltar and Tice Jersey. Then rightwingers lecture the rest of us about our lack of patriotism.

Today is not about the board or lack of signings. Today is about Brendan and our Bhoys as we face arguably the most important game of our season tonight. Come on the Hoops HH

Would Vardy score more goals than the current strikers at Celtic? Please RT 🍀

There’s 17 tickets left for my Edinburgh Fringe show! 🎉 I’m so delighted about this, but desperately want it to be a sell out (almost simply so I can have that wee sticker that I can put on my poster!). Please do book yer tickets. 🎭 Solo show, piano and yours truly. Scottish