So there is a 1% chance Houston D will get -36 points? How many points does your D need to give up to get -36? 100? @ Yahoo! Offices instagram.com/p/BqoPSWLFKK6/…

Derek Henry’s hair be lookin like the South Park Cherokee hair tampon commercial

Welcome to the Vikes world Bears fans, it’s nice to have you with us!

As we celebrate the ending of our polar vortex, let us not forget the time Jake Gyllenhaal saved everyone from the vortex by shutting a door and putting more books into a fire. That’s… instagram.com/p/BtTkC5alZH6/…

There it is! For the first time since 1980 the Gusties are MIAC Champions.

The twins are watching their season crumble and not doing a thing about it Nick Nelson

After that pick: @enwayzooom Minnesota Vikings going 14-2 no doubt!

Tiss the season for Insta video pans over your Friendsgiving spreads. So the question is, does anyone watch those vids to see what food come next?! “Omg I can’t wait to see what salad was made!” Answer is no, sorry, no one does.

F my remote start for my truck, why is there not a remote start for my oven! Imagine getting home and being able to slide in a frozen pizza w/o the tease of a damn preheat! #ShowerThoughts

I love that the SNL NPR delicious dish women won an Oscar for production and set design! #Oscars #oscarwinner

Vid we put together to shine a little light on the canceled season! instagram.com/tv/B-7ZT8jDo-N…

#SalutetoourSeniors2020 Assistant Baseball Coach Danny Bissonnette, SLPHS class of 2003!!⚾️💪⚾️💪⚾️

Police officers, do you want to control speeding in metro areas? If so, pay owners of black, white and gray Ford Explores to drive around in loops on the highways

If millennials and tiktokers are going to dress like we did in the 90s, as a fashion statement, you should also watch movies on VHS as well and call it art. #itsart #tiktokteens

So how are people getting out of work these days if you can’t call in “sick”? #ronaissues #covid #rona

This is Northwestern Football’s year. They are used to playing without fans. #gocats #Northwesternfootball

Updated section 6AAAA bracket after we eliminated Maple Grove last night! It comes down to Wednesday at 4:30 and 7:00 (if necessary) to advance to the State Tourney! SLP (4) vs Hopkins Royals BSBL (2) at Hopkins High School.

bump my new song, statement of intent: youtube.com/watch?v=pFW7mx… but beware, contents are highly volatile

If you have to post a second picture of the actual character, or person that you are for Halloween, does that mean you’re not confident enough in the costume? Just have people guess! Best part!

Byron Fucking Buxton