This is why the internet was created.

That’s All Folks. It was nice while it lasted. Jersey Mike’s the last decent chain to get a great quality sandwich is OVER soon. I’m gonna go get a Roast beef Mike’s way and the Club Sub #8 and the OG Italian #13 Mike’s way rn before BlackR0ck ruins yet another American company.

Let’s go Apple… it’s your turn!

Just asked my analyst if he “wants it bad enough” after he told me his grandma is in the hospital. Culture is everything.

VP asked if I “ever feel bad” about grinding analysts into dust. I told him: “When a lion eats a gazelle, does he feel bad? No. Because he’s a fucking lion.” Anyway, who wants to grab cigars and talk deal flow?

Now make one of me selling the Sharks after eight whiskey sours!

Beta associate just told me I haven’t peaked yet… hate to break it to him, but I peak daily. #GFY

New piece… what do you think chat? Tks to my junior team for all their hard work. If they work hard enough, next year I’ll get another #Tks #GFY

12th of the day. Have the junior team working hard on industry research… displaying our expertise across a broad group of mission critical industries… while I’m out prospecting #DealFlow #GFY

Sun’s out. Fees up. My junior team is in a dungeon building a model the client will ignore, while I’m out here sourcing which is what I call drinking Sun Cruisers on someone else’s yacht and asking if they’ve ever thought about selling. M&A is a contact sport. #GFY

Deep in weeds on mkt research. Prospect in Cali developed proprietary, impact-resistant vertical stabilization technology (PRIST). Police-verified stress testing at 60+ MPH confirms product resilience. Jr team is grinding the model. Huge TAM. Need to get in front of this. #GFY

Bonus day. One truck this year, maybe two in 2025. Appreciate my junior team for keeping the machine running - your sacrifice fuels the empire. Work harder. Be hungrier. Or watch from the sidewalk. #GFY

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Bruce Pearl is an alpha male. Hamas can get bent!

Just spotted Shane Bieber getting shots up at the DOJO. Took him through a quick session - footwork, mental reps, championship mindset. Told him it’s time to lock in. Completely transforming his approach this season. Go Guards. Guy’s got a strap.

Running a $500M process, but can’t cut the line at the BMV. America is broken

Mumbling interviews to Falcons and Titans players at joint practice 😂