I put off reading kyle r seibel collection HEY YOU ASSHOLES as long as I could but I finally gave in and well fuck it is so so good.

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When you have a banger queued up for the next HAD call but then it doesn’t fit the call so you write something new that does over and over and now I’m just sitting on a stockpile of maybe future skulls like

Unrelated: how has The Residence not gotten more hype? I am eating this shit for dinner. Uzo Aduba 🤌🏻💋

Sicko 90s absurdist vibes (Beavis & Butthead, Green Day’s dookie) 🤝neowestern gunslingers (Zombieland, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs) 👆🏻 TRAMPS! TRAMPS! TRAMPS!

"Meagan has high-gloss brown hair that waterfalls over her shoulders like thick-lacquered mahogany. I ask her if I can run my fingers through it..." (heartwood // Danielle Barr) Read more: dishsoap-quarterly.com/11-5-2024/hear…

Me to my kids when they won’t stop fighting in the backseat

She’s done! 🥹😮‍💨

So pumped to be in Okay Donkey Magazine today! Steve C is truly the most generous editor and helped sharpen this flash into something I’m so proud of.

My husband and I were best friends until I moved to Egypt and he flew halfway around the world tell me he was in love with me and wanted to marry me. That was 15 years and 4 kids ago.

Will never be normal about pubbing this in Okay Donkey Magazine My latest novel was partially inspired by playing around with the idea of zombies in this weird little story. This flash walked so TRAMPS! TRAMPS! TRAMPS! could run.

This, but also, way to roast Vandy and the Barners too. Bravo 👏🏻

My agent said she was loving my newest novel 😭🥲

One more time, before my week in the sun is over. Thank you Okay Donkey Magazine !

One of my fav reads of this summer. If you haven’t read Scumbag Summer yet, it nails the sweaty, grainy, hazy time just after college so well you’ll feel like you’ve been kicked right in the nuts.

I think sprayed edges are tacky and gimmicky 😬

Re: THAT Substack piece: obv everyone is thinking it, but..his whole ✨foolproof experiment✨falls apart when you consider he just..may not be a good writer? Which is the variable he hasn’t allowed for. In fact, the whole thing presumes his “literary merit” as unquestionable.

MARLENE MAGDALENE You’re living- you guess- in the country’s biggest trailer park in nowhere, AZ, working at a strip mall sex shop, when Marlene shows up, deserted by her newly impotent hillbilly cultist husband. Do you heathens corrupt her, or vice versa? #questpit #wip #lf #ag

Have you ever simply considered that your book is Not Good?😌