You’ll NEVER be her

i love porto’s so fucking much omfg

americans got robbed $30 billion essentially

guys my uber driver is hot and he keeps complimenting my shorts and is lowkey being super flirty, should i ask if he wants to feel them

update: i ended up rubbing his dick the entire way to my destination while he felt my bulge throb under his hand and he thanked me for my tip at the end

i love when we get freaky on camera.

bro i should’ve done this to my uber driver yesterday fuck 😩

The fact that r/vexillology generally dislikes these flags is proof that there is darkness in the hearts of Redditors

sometimes i wanna kms but then i remember mexican food exists so i can’t

florida about to exist on just vibes

showing up to the bachelorette weekend as the token gay guy

A perfect afternoon in Astoria.

boa noite :)

Adin Ross confirms that he has been served a deposition by Megan Thee Stallion, in connection with a defamation lawsuit tied to the Tory Lanez case. Ross claims that Megan or her legal team sent a mariachi band to play music outside his house to lure him outside, where they

i got under your skin and crying over a shit porn vid hahahah my work here is done 💕

edtwt ass phone.

good morning chat let’s ride some transit today

ain’t no way this is what i start today off to