When you wear suit: Americans: This suit looks good on you. Nigerians: Pastor Pastor😂😂

We dey chase money like marathon, but na peace of mind be the real finish line."

Friday called. It said: stop doubting, start dreaming—and maybe take a nap first

Unfollow me if I don't follow back in 20s..

Turn setbacks into setups: every loss is a launchpad.

Valentine’s reminder: the best relationship you’ll ever have is with your own ambition.

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Happy Sunday! The altar is open, and so is my wallet… for deposits only

Apart from God, nobody fit help you for free.

If you wan know true love, check person wey still dey share indomie with you.

"Na only Naija go turn suffering to comedy, and comedy to survival kit."

Be the plot twist: surprise everyone, including yourself.

Running late is my cardio

Of course I talk to myself — I need expert advice.

They’ll type a whole paragraph, then delete it and just send ‘ok’.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."