#chainsawman

i got to the fate late i hope they all die

"we spilled a bottle of xanax in the cooler"

i don't understand new and casual magic player's obsession with hating on "blue decks" and counterspells

man what the fuck is this

Been having an FF9 phase

Another #FF9 moment

Drood Fun mini-game: just look up the artist on Scryfall and you can figure out exactly what Secret Lair our latest rcq promo was a reject from!

Tried playing standard again, and holy shit it's even more miserable than before. How the fuck do they keep making it worse?

There’s still poetry on the internet

thinking about going to the psychic i found on google who keeps getting 1 star reviews because he won't stop threatening clients

I find this sinister, because euphemisms like “unalived” are part of a broader dumbing down of language. Orwell warned about “narrowing the range of thought” in 1984: “We shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there shall be no words in which to express it.”

“Sorry babe I’m busy today”

living alone means constantly oscillating between these two states

its been two years holy fuck

cooking mustard gas with me twin😍😍😍

I believe in an afterlife. We're currently in it. This is hell!! Mike Cannon