if you turn on a 7pm NBA game at 7pm, you’ll need to wait 20 minutes for it to start. if you turn the game on at 7:20pm, you’ll have missed the entire first quarter

Japanese people getting to the Rose Bowl at 6AM to buy all the vintage Carhartt to resell in Koenji is the same thing as colonists stealing ancient art for the British Museum in London to me

looks good

and I’m tired of pretending we’re not

Pepsico is a beautiful name for a baby girl

I can explain it. they have similar facial features.

this is so depressing... no child's favorite player should be Gary Payton II

just had a dream where I stumbled upon the spot where Charlie Kirk got shot and all these Gen Z kids were laughing and lined up to take photos doing the pose Charlie Kirk made when he got shot like a tourist attraction

batteries should get scrunched as they get used up like capri sun packets

they’re talking about “Visit Walnut Creek” during the ad break on this illegal Warriors stream

my favorite basketball team should play all their games at home because otherwise it advantages the opposing team

fast paste offense

I finally know what it’s like to be Steph Curry

what do you mean by prolific

“you need to get your shit together” is a good slogan for imodium

alright

Friday crosswords are so easy

these are some of my favorite brands

confirmed: my password freaking rules ✅

I'm convinced nobody used the "it's not x it's y" turn of phrase before ChatGPT literally where did that come from