green onions already S-tier of course...but the fact they come with two little rubber bands? for free? sheesh

between this and bowen yang at campout we really can't have shit

at the lebanese food festival a couple weekends ago

my fuckass barista friends ruined my taste in coffee

zone

it's called temple du ciel gunpowder green tea because the scent of it is a small glimpse into heaven

they asked my mayor his favorite restaurants and this man said red lobster

freedom for all

and your wine shop fucking sucks, too!

call me Donald the way i'm Faygin'

Coronal rain happens on friday night brother🍻

hey man i'll take some of that curry goat, rice, & peas

my mom told me on the phone earlier that jane goodall had a talk scheduled for next week in DC....91! may we all be so lucky

heard your boyfriend overcrowds the pan

healthy soon

okay so have you ever heard of René Magritte

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when i see someone with a tortured mind i'm like bro your Mind is Tortured