deface me already, im a waste baby

You ain’t ever had a friend like me✌🏼🤙

The fact that people move on so fast after a breakup really grinds my gears, just like the fact that Luke Skywalker dies in the new Star Wars, just sad

I’m gunna cyber bully the fuck out of @AjitPaiFCC until my voice is buried by the corporate interests he sold his soul to. Pussy. Fight me.

Send Christmas themed nudes

Michael: Is there any way we can get rid of Toby? David Wallace: Not without cause. Michael: I have cause. It is be-cause I hate him.

If you ever feel unaccomplished or don’t like how things are going in your life, just remember, theirs people who still think the worlds flat and people who eat tide pods for that 5 seconds of fame

Cold hearts don't bleed. Still they pray for eternity, never seeing tomorrow.

My Valentine’s Day consists of drinkin till I don’t remember what day it is, so basically a normal Wednesday.

Twitter sucks, with that being said I’m deleting my account, fuck yalll ✌🏼🖖