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When you've got to announce the election results at 9 and perform When Doves Cry at 10.

Riots in British streets, children being murdered at dance classes, soldiers in uniform being stabbed repeatedly, these awful events are described as shocking. The sad thing is, most of us do not find these events shocking anymore. We almost come to expect it.

At the Olympics this morning, Angela Carini, a female boxer from Italy, was forced to fight against a man. She quit just 46 seconds into the bout after receiving a suspected broken nose. The people who allowed this to go ahead should be prosecuted. Utterly appalling.

Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woman he’s just punched in the head, and whose life’s ambition he’s just shattered. #Paris2024

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See you next Monday Tom Brady ;) Should be an absolute banger 💥 (C) Birmingham City FC Wrexham AFC

🚨 HAPPENING NOW 📍 Amazing to see! Iranians gathered outside the Israeli embassy in London to thank the Israeli army for taking out Nasrallah Singing of the Iranian Monarchy anthem 🥂 Makes a difference to Anti-Israel Hate Marches we see in London

Nadia Whittome MP If anyone deserves to be drummed from the Labour party, it’s reality-denying fanatics such as you.

Rosie Duffield was one of the few female Labour politicians with the guts to stand up for vulnerable women and girls, while self-satisfied numbskulls like you fought to give away their rights and spaces. TL;DR Keep her name out of your mouth.

In the past 24 hours, we’ve seen the end of traditional steelmaking at Port Talbot and the decommissioning of our last coal-fired power station. I think our nation is slowly committing suicide while the balance of its mind is disturbed.

Pat Jennings having to watch Fraser Forster and Bayindir is the equivalent of making Mozart sit through an entire Jedward concert. #TOTMUN

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This is great to see 🙌 Broadway Boy and Celebre D’Allen who ran in yesterday’s Randox Grand National are heading off home after being given the time and treatment they needed from our expert teams.

Just seen an ai generation of the redeveloped Racecourse can’t wait 😁

BREAKING NEWS Zelensky has offered to mediate between Elon Musk and Donald Trump

The Formidable Five, Normandy Veterans at Colleville-sur-Mer for the 81th anniversay of D-Day. Ken Hay, 99 Richard Aldred, 101 Henry Rice, 99 Jim Grant, 100 John Dennett, 100 [📷 Gareth Fuller]

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