I wonder how many cheese sandwiches I've eaten in my life. I bet it's a lot because I really like cheese sandwiches. They are nice.

Piccadilly line messed up at Leicester Square. Northern Line to Embankment. District Line to Acton Town. Home sometime next wk #tubelyf

Always waking up at the right tube station. Crappest superpower of the year award 2015!

Today I thought about buying a juicer Boring Tweeter

Monday morning on the District Line. One long metal box of misery and people that didn't bother showering this morning. #lush

Rare trip to SARF London. Was in Brixtonia earlier! Beau

Was just at Tooting Bec tube and had a 2008 flashback #what'sabec? James Leach

Warner Bros filming something at work. I was hoping it was Hollyoaks or somink

Skins cast members in Kathryn Prescott's brilliant project #WhatMakesUsCare ♡ Buy prints here photoboxgallery.com/whatmakesuscar…

Hoping I'll get a card on Valentine's Day this year instead of getting an appendectomy. That'll be a nice change #appendixgate14returns

Great location for today's Options Sign On at Covent Garden Metro #coventgarden

In Covent Garden watching a string quartet

"David you're removing the human element", "I don't need humans, I need robots" #davidslifelessons

"What does bisexual mean?" Quote of the week

Light reading for the tube home Vanda Barkham

They said, tell me are u a robbin slag I said, yes i am tonight! Can't believe Ive only just seen this Classic Mercedes Benson

Me on a day ending in Y x.com/compliance_mgr…

Guess my day off 😉 #steps #exercise