Listening to the new TØP album and have to say, it’s no Anathema. Thank God. Boom. Roasted. Amirite, tyler jøseph ?

With a quick shave, Fred Durst, looks like he could star in a Golden Girls biopic.

Truth!!!!!! So good to see someone else mention this!

I’ll be back in two weeks! Thanks for missing me! :)

If Ricky Gervais is not offered the next James Bond role, we riot! Who’s with me?

Some of “the woke” really need to go back to sleep.

Thank you, so much, Pete! I had a great time and every student in the room were amazing!

Spoke to the AMAZING students Manila High School in Arkansas yesterday! This young lady drew me while I did my thing. Absolutely incredible!

People throwing a fit about the Chris Pratt post are the reason Twitter sucks. People just looking for reasons to hate and be miserable. Blows. My. Mind.

I’m loving the book Humor, Seriously by Jennifer Aaker and Naomi Bagdonas! I have found one problem, though, and it’s driving me crazy. That balloon is ABSOLUTELY NOT balancing that anchor. Unless, of course, it’s a lead filled balloon, pushing down.

Thanks, Courtney! Glad you liked it!

Currently sitting in the airport, heading to Nashville for just 24 hours, to see Everette make their Grand Ole Opry debut tonight. Big things coming these guy’s way!

Can’t wait to root these guys on from the pews!

What’s everyone’s starting #Wordle word? Mine’s “ratio”. And I’m awesome, soooo.

I’ve come to realize that @Twitter is the most vile and disgusting display of our society’s lack of human decency and kindness.

I just can’t take @Twitter anymore. Nothing but people whining and complaining and hating each other. It’s the worst. Taking it off my phone. If you need me, find me somewhere else.

Hey Charles Kelley, I'll be headlining The House of Cards in Nashville from May 30th to June 5th. If you're around, I'd love to fool you like I did at Brighter Days a couple years ago.

Hey @tsa, I appreciate you keeping us safe, I really do, but how about a little respect for people's property. This isn't the first time I've had props for my show broken.