There’s Christmas morning and then there’s Good air quality morning

Well shit…RIP Leslie Jordan

My shoe game is “-tes and Ladders”

Dayton, Ohio. 😍

Just finished the latest Nicholas Sparks novel, “The Last Dick Pic”

Me singing the White Lotus theme song

Don’t let the fact that it’s February distract you from the fact that Monster Mash is the best holiday song

Comedians: “Follow my TikTok and IG for silly clips and follow my Twitter for sobering retweets about politics”

If soccer were an American sport there would be TV timeouts every 5 minutes

In my family we pronounce it “Awnt” Man

I found Chris Rock’s special inferior to Chris Paper’s but handily better than Chris Scissor’s

Working on a reality show about street fighting horses called Catching Hands

I’m very progressive. Whenever I eat a lot of something I always say I housed it

Portland PM2.5 AQI is 15 as of 05/21/24 at 09:00PM. Air quality is good.

I haven’t posted here very often turns out I was sending tweets to ChatGPT

Find someone who loves you like Republicans love commemorative gold coins

Forget the roof, just give all the fans umbrella hats

It’s a great year for college basketball in Portland. Both DI men’s teams are so fun to watch right now

Astrodome